#866

10:05 pm, Saturday, July 14th, 2007

Robert pointed out something astute in his comment on my last post:

I know you said it was good, but you failed to mention ANYTHING positive about that Harry Potter movie.

There are a few reasons for this. Firstly, it’s easier to criticize. (I keep thinking back to Anton Ego’s words at the end of Ratatouille. Insightful stuff.) Secondly, I really didn’t want to write anything yesterday so I quit shortly after hitting my three hundred words mark. (105 days and there’re still three competitors in the IMBC! Crazy.) Also, it’s a little harder to talk about these later Harry Potter movies without spoiling things. But in the end there’s really no excuse for my omission.

Okay, so: The good stuff from HPatOotP (talk about an unwieldy acronym…):

  • Harry reading Snape’s mind in a fit of exasperation. (”Legilimens!“) Pretty amusing. But, most importantly, it explained a lot of why Snape acts the way he does and why he (at least superficially) dislikes Harry in particular.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange. I love the newspaper photographs of Azkaban prisoners — that ridiculous, insane screaming is such a cool embellishment for the setting. Bellatrix’s over-the-top crazy/evilness was funny and weird without detracting from the action. Plus that actress has such an interesting face. You know she played Ari in the 2001 Planet of the Apes movie?
  • Dumbledore’s defense of Harry at the Ministry of Magic hearing. The subtle machinations of the council to exclude Dumbledore, and his clever anticipation/circumvention of said trickery, was delicious. Plus I’m a big fan of courtroom dramas. This is my fantasy: Law & Order: Wizard’s Council — a resurrection of Trial By Jury, but set in the Harry Potter universe. Sam Waterston and Bebe Neuwirth playing the ADAs (or magical equivalent). Come on, you know you’d watch that.
  • Umbridge getting dragged away by angry centaurs. Doesn’t everyone love seeing villains get their comeuppance?

Those’re the highlights. There was the usual CG eyecandy as well… I didn’t care for Hagrid’s giant brother much as a character, but the animation was nifty. And as much as I normally dislike ground combat in movies, the one towards the end with Voldemort and his Death Eaters was pretty cool.

I watched What a Way to Go! (1964) last night. Rat Pack movies aren’t usually my thing, but this one was a lot of fun. Shirley MacLaine, Dick Van Dyke, Gene Kelly, Dean Martin… classic stuff.

I’m about two-thirds through Hyperion ATM. Simmons must be a real dyed-in-the-wool literary type — there are a lot of (often obscure) references to Beowulf and the stories-within-a-story framing and travel themes seem very reminiscent of Heart of Darkness. There’s probably some heavy symbolism with the character archetypes too: The priest, the scholar, the soldier, the poet, the detective, and the diplomat. Where have I seen that combination before?

3 Responses to “#866”

  1. Mom:

    I really liked the Luna Lovegood character in the movies. She was one bright spot in a dark story. I thought it interesting how they made Harry look like Voldemort to enhance the connection between the two characters. There were a lot of things left out of the movie from the book but the essence of the story was still there I guess. Over all the movie left me waiting to see the next one to see what happens and I’ll read the final book as soon as I can get my hands on it. That’s what they want. Right?

  2. amy:

    Re:Bellatrix Lestrange- i was so glad to see helena bonham carter in this role! I have missed her craziness since she was Marla Singer in Fight Club. Now all they need to do is bring back fazura balk and they will have all the crazy witches!

    Re:Luna Lovegood- i have to agree with your mom, she was adorable! And as a strange blond girl i felt like i connected with the character.

    Re:Voldemort and his Death Eaters- their sand like movements were awesome! swirling in and swirling out. we watched it on the Imax and from the point where they go to London to the point after they got back to hogwarts was in 3D so it was extra cool.

    also, random note, when i am rich and famous one of my bathrooms needs to have all shiny black tile with gold ornamentation like the dept. of mysteries.

  3. Paige:

    THANK YOU!!!!

    You see, I have spent the past couple days at work what the hell else Bellatrix has been in. (I am far to lazy to IMDB.)

    God, if I’d had a ride home that night I’d've walked out of Planet of the Apes. What a flaming turd of a movie.

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